4.26.2012

Output (Nor Sarcacka lack of)

View out my backdoor
View from my front door
Actual Exchanges (at the bar where I work):
Them: I'm just at duke law. I got a doctorate in public policy, now I'm working on my law degree.
Me: Oh yeah, I got my phd in r.o.c.k. in the u.s.a. but it didn't transfer to North Carolina when we moved out here from Oregon.
Them:... huh

#2
Me: I hate science man. Bunch of scientists just makin shit up, I got no time for that.
Them: I don't know man, some of that stuff's pretty legit.
Me: pppfffftttt... like what? gravity?
Them: (walk away)