Them: ... Ya, it has been awhile. Last time I saw you, you were yelling at me from across the street making fun of me for wearing american apparel.
Me: Nah, I made fun of you for wearing it head to toe. Anyways, sorry. I've been drinking a lot less lately so I've learned to be a little bit...
Them: ...Nicer?
Me: Maybe. I'd just say I'm more coherent enough to realize that honesty's not the best policy.