1. I made my wife cry - We were supposed to have a talk about figuring out how to get our lives together. Some friends showed up, so instead I got drunk with them and someone ended up with the Van Halen logo tattooed on their wrist. I came down from the Temple of Dude (my attic space) and my wife was gone. She didnt come home till the next day.
2. I made my wife cry - She found me in the bathroom at some bar doing coke with a stripper/her sworn enemy. I was blacked out and remember nothing. I got kicked out of the house for a couple of days.
3. Making my wife cry - What I'm trying to avoid by not drinking as much.
