Dude goes to Alaska for 3 months, works 7 days a week dawn to dusk, makes 3500 dollars, spends half of it on vet bills because mountain lions are gnarly but his dog's got heart, and instead of complaining about it, he drops this cosmic gem, "dude, lets get tattoos of bigfoot ridin in a ufo and above it it says 'its more gangsta than crazy'."
epilogue- i was tellin him about some bullshit where monkeys did mushrooms and that's how they started walking upright and using tools and his response, dead fuckin serious, "it's all too real man." my favorite fucking human,