Bleed for Meedom

1. Every episode someone sees god and god is a famous white man with a famous black woman's voice. Tom Cruise - Oprah; Alan Thicke - Whoopi Goldberg
2. There's a gang of hairless carebears going around fucking things up gremlin style. Each one is a different dictator. Hitler, Pol Pot, Idi Amin
3. There's a new messiah born everyday which is drowned to keep the current leader in place. There's a huge celebration for the the baby then someone takes it out back and drowns it in the pig trough.
4. Animals on the commune are constantly trying to rise up a la animal farm but all suffer from varying addictions ranging from ketamine to porn, to online gaming
5. The rats on the farm take the baby corpses, resurrect them, and train them as a super army to first overthrow the farm animals then the people so they can sell the land to arby's because arby's has the best trash.
6. Commune leader is black or russian version of marlon brando in apocalypse now. I like russian. He can wear bad sweaters with worse warm up pants. He use to run a strip club but it's under his mom's name cause of a previous. She took the club over completely and runs it like a byzantine queen. That's why the son started the commune.
7. Redneck gets busted robbing an arby's. he threatened to throw a dead rat he had in hand at the teenage girl workin. H goes to jail, learns three card monty but plays it with four cards because he thinks people are less liable to win.
8. Teenage girl from arby's also ends up at the commune> Tramautized by the robbery, she doesnt eat at fast food joints anymore. to her this doesnt include izzy's. she goes there everyday and eventually turns into a hungry hungry hippos game board with tentacles; eats everything and everyone. the tentacles operate the levers on the hungry hippos.
9. FBI agents are investigating her and stumble on the commune and its mass infanticide, rat trained super baby army, hyper intelligent rodents. the agents are mulder and scully but scully is a black man and they're gay lovers. Their parents completely disapprove- mulder's parents are dane cook and sarah silverman, scully's are tyra banks and puff daddy.
10. the devil's in there. he's wilford brimley goin on and on about diabetes. he has a hole where he takes his insulin. it doubles as a usb port where he plugs in his laptop and uploads videos to youtube; this is how he collects souls. people with low blood sugar have actually sold their souls to the devil. the soulless diabetic zombies. the devil shoots insulin needles out of his mouth. his sidekick is a cross between lassie and glen benton from deicide or short-round from indiana jones and misfits era danzig.
11. There's a wizard who has dreams of nuclear war. "it's just like uncle sam lighting a huge candle for you." 
12. girl from arby's origin story- bulemic. she vomits up her soul and flushes it down the toilet. it ends up in hell. the devil/wilford brimley offers to put her back on earth if she reaps souls for him. she agrees and and he gives her special powers (hungry hungry hippos and tentacles). 
13. the golden girl's run the devil's court where the souls are judged.
14. Mushroom episode- everyone on the commune does mushrooms. hippo girl eats everyone so they all end  up in hell but no one notices because of the mushrooms. The devil's annoyed but the golden girls are thankful for the company. the redneck impregnates blanch and the baby comes out looking like carson daly. the rest of the commune wanders around hell, on mushrooms.